My idea of a perfect date:
After a nice dinner out we make it back to my place. We make ourselves comfortable, put on a movie and pour you a glass of wine. After we finished watching Shrek Forever After my cat comes over to congratulate us. You start to feel tingly and pass out, waking up 8 hours later in a bathtub full of ice.
I've stolen your kidneys, congratulations. Don't trust girls on the internet.